Accounting Jokes!
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Did you hear about the shy and retiring accountant?
The accountant is $1 million shy and hence is retiring.
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Why the accountant started smoking?
So he can deduct cigarettes from his income tax. Called it loss by fire.
So his medical expenses went above the 71/2% threshold.
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How does an accountant stay out of debt?
He learns to act his wage
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker
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What is an auditor?
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets the wounded.
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
How much money do you have?
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What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
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Three men are crossing the Atlantic in a balloon. After many days in the air, they reach land and the basket gets caught in a tree. "I wonder where we are" said the first man. "We're about sixty feet above the ground, trapped in a tree" said the second. "You're an accountant" said the third. "How did you know?" "Because what you said was factually correct, but of no practical interest."
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How do you make an accountant's skin crawl? Open up a map and refold it along the wrong creases.
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How do you spot an extrovert accountant? He looks at your shoes when he is talking to you instead of his own.
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